Scene: Our dinner table, the night before Easter
Me: "So, the Easter Bunny will come and visit us while we're at church tomorrow."
Miss Lu: "How come the Easter Bunny won't go to church?"
Mr. Nick: "I always thought he was a Seventh Day Adventist."
Miss Lu: "Wait, he's going to the dentist? Why would he need to do that? He only has two teeth!"