Theological speculations

Recently I had the absolute delight of listening to Miss Lu converse with a friend during dinner. The results were most intriguing.

Miss E: "If you want to ride a horse, then you need to swallow an elephant."

Miss Lu: "If you swallow an elephant, then you'll be a god!"

Miss E: "No, then the horse will be one!"

Miss Lu: "Ohhhh ..." 

I'm glad they've got that one figured out.

(Tibetan tapestry depicting the dancing Ganesh)